My Son, The Bug Catcher
Me: Whatcha doin’?
Smarty: Catching bugs. I’m looking for a Red Velvet Ant.
Me: Smarty, you picked one of those up the other day and it stung you! Stay away from those things!
Smarty: Yeah, but I won’t get stung this time. I’m gonna outsmart ‘em.
Me: Yeah, well, good luck with that one.
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